Unclog

The great lie is that this bail out will 'unclog' the credit pipes -- as if other people are sitting around with trillions of dollars ready to buy out junk bonds at above-market prices. ❋ Unknown (2008)

This presumably would "unclog" capital markets, the financial economy would begin functioning normally again, and then the government would recoup what it could. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Paulson argues that relieving banks of dubious mortgage-backed securities will "unclog" the financial system and encourage essential business and consumer lending. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I've had to 'unclog' parts of the burner with a push-pin a couple of times now. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Are the banks, who just sat on excess reserves the Fed plowed into the financial system in early 2009, going to unclog the credit channels when nearly one-in-three American households have a sub-620 FICO score and 25 percent of outstanding mortgages are 'upside down'? ❋ Shahien Nasiripour (2010)

Everyone was supposed to know how to write, talk, run a web press, unclog a toilet, stage a demonstration. ❋ Susie Bright (2011)

Here's some things you can do to unclog the works. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Others report using clips to hang Christmas tree ornaments, clean pipes and unclog tubes of glue. ❋ James R. Hagerty (2011)

In Tennessee, officials in White House, north of Nashville, told WSMV-TV that a public works employee died when he was washed into a drain pipe after pulling debris out of it to unclog it. ❋ Unknown (2011)

And then there are some in the administration who simply want to unclog the pipeline of loans awaiting modification. ❋ Unknown (2011)

U.S. and British officials have vowed to use force to unclog the international waterway, the narrow outlet through which one-fifth of the world's oil trade exits the Persian Gulf. ❋ Keith Johnson (2012)

SENATE VOTES TO REFORM CONFIRMATION PROCESS - Now that the deputy special assistant to the special assistant in charge of fetching Ray LaHood his morning coffee qualifies as a confirmable position and let's be honest: the DSATTSPICOFRLHMC is probably being held up in committee due to some unrelated dispute over funding for a fighter jet, the Senate is moving to unclog the confirmation process somewhat. ❋ Eliot Nelson (2011)

Some professional reporters might be able to unclog a toilet, but that doesn't make them plumbers. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He was among those critical of a Stanford colleague who in 2009 implanted stents and performed other procedures on patients to unclog veins before the university shut down the program. ❋ Thomas M. Burton (2011)

I was [unclogging] [shaniqua]. ❋ The Innocent People Unified (2016)

Can I [unclog] your [insides] with [my penis]? ❋ Denbklyn (2020)

I haven't taken [a shit] in [six] days, I'm about to unclog the system. ❋ Nuno Berkeley Cotter (2006)

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long? Person b: sorry man, was [unclogging the pipes]. Person a: That's disgusting. ([Applies] [to both] definitions) ❋ Obligatory Dick Joke (2015)

My girl was complaining that she was [constipated] so [I fucked her] in the ass to [unclog the drain] ❋ NinjaC0ck69 (2015)

"[Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick]! [I FUCKING HATE YOU]!" ❋ BATMN Every Day (2018)

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you [respectfully] and is a cheerful-natured [helper] and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without [grumbling] or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down! ❋ QuacksO (2018)

Every time I go to the [restroom] I bring a [Playboy] and I [unclog the dog] ❋ EmJayee (2018)