Undatable

Why do women think that an "undatable" man is suddenly acceptable once her biological clock starts ticking? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Nothing says undatable like a self-obsessed teenager who never grew up. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In fact, Josh was one of the sweetest men Anna had ever met—which made him utterly undatable in the long term. ❋ Allison Leotta (2010)

As the "Widow-Bride of the Falls," Ariah passes into anonymous local legend, an undatable and supernatural phenomenon instead of an "event." ❋ Unknown (2010)

Once upon an undatable-by-you time, an unidentifiable-by-you pair of my four kids showed my dear wife a degree of disrespect that appalled me. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It really proved Seinfeld's theory that 95% of our population is undatable. ❋ Bethany9 (2005)

You still get all the insults - still are considered undatable - still and this is REALLY galling automatically thought to be out of shape, in spite of the fact that you exercise four hours a day. ❋ Unknown (2004)

Yet in suburban, middle-class Long Island, O'Brien's appearance origins unclear, but nonwhiteness evident marked her as undatable in a school where race silently mattered. ❋ By AZADEH MOAVENI (2011)

Starting from an archetype of à la française style furniture reassessed by Jourdan's eye, the French maker has produced a range that is authentically undatable, somewhere between 1940 and 2010, as offbeat as vodka ❋ Antonia Anastasiadi (2010)

"When you go to college at that age, you're pretty undatable," he said. ❋ Unknown (2009)

What I am ashamed about is that a study done about iPhone users 'characteristics pretty much deems us a rotten, undatable bunch. ❋ BROOKS BARNES (2009)

The rest of the results are over on the Retrevo site, take a look and then let's talk about what horrible, undatable people we are (or how you're a far better person than I). ❋ Unknown (2009)

Last week, they deleted the parts where Jonathan wasn't "smug and undatable" ... the parts where he was kissing, dating, and in love. ❋ Unknown (2009)

This status of being the arch-rebels probably explains why they descend in lakhs from all over the country to the shrine of 'Datababa', an undatable mystic who neither signed up to a Sufi lineage nor spawned one. ❋ Unknown (2009)

[the writer] of [this definition] is undatable ❋ C1094 (2013)

They were [undating] for a [month] before finally making their relationship [official]. ❋ Jen Ben (2006)

Mandy: Phil is so completely [undateable]. I have no idea why my cousin set us up. [Tamara]: What happened?!? Mandy: [For starters], he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs. Tamara: Agreed. [Undateable]. ❋ Cherryblossom (2007)

A man who owns a [reptile], clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave [a tip] [ensures] that he won't get a second date. ❋ Boratfan1 (2010)

Man: This [undate] was really fun. Should I [kiss her] [goodnight]? Oh, right, this was an undate! I don't have to worry about it. ❋ Loquacious42 (2014)

*over text* boy: and then we had the most fantastic time [white water rafting] down the [blue ridge] mountains...it would have been great if you were there! girl: you're amazing! *in real life* boy: eh... girl: this is so not what i was [looking forward] to. you are completely undateable ❋ Niftyandspiffy101 (2011)

I found out when the girl will be [pmsing] so [we will] go on an undate to a [crappy place] and ill see how mad she gets ❋ Tim Johnss (2010)

guy: Hey, you want to get some dinner? girl: Sure! [Umm], is this [a date]? guy: It may look like one, but no, I'm not interested in you at all. girl: [Oh good], we can undate each other until we find real dates. ❋ Bambolii (2012)

A: Hey, I miss your company. [Why don't you] come out for a movie or some drinks? B: [I'm sorry but] I don't [undate] people. It feels too awkward to me. ❋ M_kid (2013)