Underarms

I tried to make myself dresses while I was in college, but they were always ginormous in the shoulders and hips especially and the underarms were a disaster and I could never figure out why - it was because I was buying based on my DD bust measurement! ❋ Unknown (2006)

"Funky like your underarms" is a pretty good rap boast - do you remember it from when Ken Griffey, Jr. made hip-hop songs, back in the '90s? ❋ Unknown (2011)

She smelled like underarms and unwashed laundry, all overlaid with the powerful scent of Shalimar. ❋ Elizabeth Woods (2011)

These days, armpits – recently rebranded as the less sweaty and earthy-sounding "underarms" – have been selected to join our sagging decolletage, facial wrinkles and crone hands as something we are being taught to be anxious about. ❋ Unknown (2011)

You can get your pubes and underarms, or chin and lip, or chest and legs, or any other combination, for the price of one. ❋ Cairo (2011)

Additionally, one in three women feel more confident when their underarms are in "good condition". ❋ Unknown (2011)

An antiperspirant doesn't guarantee completely dry underarms. ❋ Ray A. Smith (2011)

Mary is no stickler for grooming, and Daniels requested that Mo'Nique skip shaving her underarms and eat chips by the bagful to encourage facial blemishes. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The answer, apparently, is a deodorant that promises to give women better-looking underarms in five days. ❋ Unknown (2011)

And last, but by no means least, I check my underarms. ❋ Unknown (2011)

When Dove conducted a poll of more than 500 women, it revealed that "almost every one of them thinks that their underarms are unattractive". ❋ Unknown (2011)

His shirt is wrinkled and dark green with sweat from wiping his brow, and rings of dampness spread out from beneath his underarms. ❋ Ann Wahlman (2011)

She's happy, possibly because her underarms look so good. ❋ Unknown (2011)

If this were true, I'd be one of the 77% of women who, according to Nivea, "feel sexier when their underarms look good". ❋ Unknown (2011)

She could feel her underarms becoming pools of sweat through the linen. ❋ Cheryl Diane Kidder (2011)

Home hair-removal deviceHome devices that use either a laser or pulsed light to remove unwanted hair from legs, underarms and bikini areas have been available for a while. ❋ Unknown (2011)

The [pretty girl's] underarms were soft and smooth, [hairless] and extremely [ticklish] to the touch. ❋ Max (2004)

"No, Greg, no, you can't do that" (Ian [Chappell], Commentator of the game and the brother of both [the Aussie] Captain, Greg, and the offending bowler, Trevor.) The Underarm '81 incident is "the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket" (Rob [Muldoon], the then Prime Minister of NZ) ❋ Babysharknz (2009)

Underarm = [armpit]. ❋ MBJHUIKHJHJUH (2011)

My girlfriend [allowed] me to [underarm her] on my [birthday]. ❋ Commando Matrix (2010)

Chris: Hey man what is this under my pit! I have [lint]. Steve: Oh no dude that's [underarm armor], you are now forever protected from the evil [perspiration] monster. ❋ Mrs. Shaky Bacon (2009)

[Underarm vaginas] ❋ Ftpssy69 (2011)

I couldn't help but be distract by her [underarm] [dingle dangle] (UADD) when she [waved]. ❋ Snookiemil (2011)