Unscrews

Every time Kevin unscrews a new bottle of Kraft salad dressing, the sharp plastic hinge cuts him. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Kane unscrews the bottle, spreads KY down the chain until it glistens in the floodlights. ❋ Chris Vola (2011)

He unscrews the light bulb, licks his fingers, sticks them in the socket, and asks the kid to flip the switch again. ❋ Jackwilliambell (2010)

Father makes sure the rum is safe, and still down, on his ass, he unscrews the top and takes a slug, and then a second one. ❋ Andrew Stancek (2012)

The last thing you want to do is shout, "Hey, buddy, you look fine to me!" and then watch, mortified, as he unscrews his artificial leg. ❋ Unknown (2010)

He takes out the blood vials and unscrews the caps. ❋ Matt Haig (2010)

Then he deftly unscrews the cap and shoves the nozzle in with a clatter. ❋ Stephen Frey (2010)

She unscrews the jar of ibuprofen tablets and places one on her tongue, as delicately as a communion wafer. ❋ Matt Haig (2010)

He carefully unscrews the cylinder and removes the batteries, clutching them tightly. ❋ MICHAEL J. TOUGIAS (2010)

He extracts his slim flask from the lining of his denim jacket, unscrews the silver cap, and perks up his thermos of coffee with a hit of sourmash whiskey. ❋ Unknown (2010)

My dad unscrews an Oreo so he can scrape off the cream with his teeth. ❋ Alan Silberberg (2010)

After realizing he made a mistake, [Stevenson] [promptly] unscrewed the [fat girl] from down the hall. ❋ Red Joseph (2015)

"Instead of screwing himself, [Johny] decided to use his [left hand] and furiously [unscrew] himself." ❋ CLiFF (2004)

Tatsudoshi: He was [masturbating]. [MATURBATING]. That's what he was doing. [Masturbating]. Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste? ❋ Don'tFucktheSoap (2011)

Peter: Ah man, i had to [unscrew the tip] on friday, it was proper itching Sue: If i had [a tip] it would [irritate] me too, don't worry ❋ Dr Dipper (2010)

[Me and] [old mate] are going to a party, probably going to be [unscrewing lids] ❋ Maddcunt Md (2019)

I heard Nick was [unscrewing your lid] last night after [speed dating] and now you're [preggers]. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine! ❋ Hot Chocolate Chicks (2011)