Us Eat

1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, [ehy] I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough... 2. Some chick you like should put some [more meat] on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to [bump up] to a "D" cup... 3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything [impersonal], stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. 4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or [mental disability], national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this! *Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually [incur] in legal prosecution. Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, [cardiac attack], diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect. ❋ Saruccia (2010)