Vapours

What do we mean by vapours?

Cloudy diffused matter such as mist, steam or fumes suspended in the air.

The gaseous state of a substance that is normally a solid or liquid.

Something insubstantial, fleeting, or transitory; unreal fancy; vain imagination; idle talk; boasting.

Any medicinal agent designed for administration in the form of inhaled vapour.

(in the plural) Hypochondria; melancholy; the blues; hysteria, or other nervous disorder.

Wind; flatulence.

{noun} The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia. {vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization} For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below). Urban Dictionary

The particles of "air" that are omitted from your anal sphincter prior to emptying your bowels...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FART! Vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing. Urban Dictionary

A substance in the gas phase at a temperature lower than its critical point but with distinct human characteristics, such as a face or free will. Urban Dictionary

A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects. Urban Dictionary

A lucid synonym for the function and after-effects of testicular perspiration. The term ball vapour should specifically refer to the visual phenomenon of steam rising from a set of sweaty testicles - typically within a climate much cooler than the average ballsack. Ball vapour is less common in countries that experience year-round warmth or extensive home central-heating systems. Northern European countries such as Norway, Sweden and Scotland have been epicentres of the ball-vapour phenomenon for many years. Urban Dictionary

The primary cause of snoring in men. When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel. Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe. The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted." Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep. Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them. Urban Dictionary

It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud It can smell so bad that it may knock you out Urban Dictionary

When one has vapour rub put onto their chest against their will, or whilst they are in slumber. After the victor has completed the vapour rape, they go into a deep slumber whilst lying on the eucalyptus scenting chest of the victim. Usually performed whilst victim has a form of sickness. The victim will also not always be aware that the vapour rape has occurred, unless they smell the eucalyptus, or realise the vapour rub container is half empty after they arise from the deep slumber they rested from illness in. Urban Dictionary

Suddenly becoming infatuated with Someone because of their recent wealth. Urban Dictionary

When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door. Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to vapours:
vapours, vapour, vapors, vapoury, valours.

Adjectives that are often used to describe vapours:
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Words that sound like vapours:
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