Verizon

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A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India. Urban Dictionary

When u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now? Urban Dictionary

A Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. SEE Hidden Costs who isnt going to stand a chance when T-Mobile takes over. Urban Dictionary

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick. Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE" Urban Dictionary

A Phone/Internet company that contracts everything out, ticks off customers with thier low end horrid service and expects thier tech support to fix every problem with the multiple thousands of "out of boundry" rules that they impose on thier agents. Urban Dictionary

A vertical horizon. The edge of the world is a horizon, but if you're on a planet with a ring, Saturn for example, you can stand in certain areas and see a vertical horizon, which rises from the horizon all the way over you to the opposite horizon. Urban Dictionary

A hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service Urban Dictionary

A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present. The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution. Urban Dictionary

1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money. Urban Dictionary

1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing. Urban Dictionary

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The word "verizon" in example sentences

I started twittering, and sending a series of message to @verizon, @verizonsupport, and any other verizon twitter account I could find. ❋ Stowe Boyd (2010)

My only problem with verizon is that they refused to give me a dry line. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If verizon is coming out with their 4G network late 2010, then how far ahead will sprint be? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Anyone that comes from cablevison to verizon is going to see the huge difference in speed, and dependability. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I just bought a droid and I called verizon to see of it's lost or stolen (bought it used) ❋ Unknown (2010)

"the basic structure of pricing in verizon gets me. their v-cast network is simply retarded." ❋ Unknown (2008)

Any issue other than billing they should call verizon first. ❋ Llcwannabe (2010)

I think its possible to call verizon (fun), and have them blacklisted for me but from what I've heard its not even free to do so (even if it is, the customer services call probably takes 30 mins). ❋ Unknown (2009)

You shall be assimilated! hilarious and timely - off I go to call verizon about my bill. wish me luck. crom i'm heading down to the basement now to listen to Kenny G! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Reports are already out there that the 3g has been unlocked for bigger carriers such as verizon and sprint. ❋ Unknown (2008)

What kind of verizon phones will let your sort your inbox by contact? en Español ❋ Unknown (2010)

Or super vanilla android, I believe it has to have some kind of verizon spin on it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Filed under: Business, Information Technology | Tagged: verizon ❋ Unknown (2009)

Filed under: Business, Information Technology | Tagged: verizon | 1 Comment » ❋ Unknown (2009)

Here is how it works for verizon: Any e-mail address in the world can send a message to your nickname'@vtext.com or [email protected]. ❋ Unknown (2009)

A reminder to The_Inn at verizon dot com would be useful in that regard. posted by John at 12: 09 PM ❋ John (2009)

*with heavy [Indian accent]* "Hello, this is John from [Verizon] customer service taking [your call]. How may I help you?" "(profanity)..." ❋ Mike149 (2007)

I [gave] [that bitch] a verizon ❋ Gianetto Is Queer (2004)

[Can you hear me] now? HUH? Can you hear me now? HUH? [CAN YOU HEAR ME] NOW? HELLO I CANT HEAR A THING BUT [STATIC]. OH MY GOD my cell phone bill is outrageous. i cant afford this. ❋ Dalejr237 (2005)

This is the worst [phone company] on the telecommunications verizon. Friend on [phone]: hey mike you: what? Friend on phone: hey mike you: what? Friend on phone: hey mike you: what? Friend on phone: hey mike you: what? you: just call me on your [t-mobile] friend on phone: What? ❋ Mike Graves (2006)

Tech > [Verizon] [Tech support] how may i help you thisevening? Customer > i am having a problem with your software. Tech > Can't help ya sir, please call your computer [vendor]. ❋ Shrader (2006)

We were [playing Halo] and in the distance you can see [the ring's] verizon [spanning] across the sky. ❋ A Dupe. (2011)

after "accidently" calling africa....verizon [customer service] rep: "hello, how may i help you today?" me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to [assfuck] me as well?" me: "[you betcha]" ❋ Thexfunnyxman (2009)

"Verizon [--] we'll never stop working against you." "Your [privacy] is never [safe] with Verizon." ❋ Hugh Johnson (2007)

My new [cell] has been [severely] verizoned. [I can't even] get my photos off of it without paying them. ❋ Tim Kissenger (2006)

"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's [not happening]" or Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the [iPhone 4s]. or They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy [Nexus], Droid 4... etc. ❋ Bdover (2011)

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