Virgin Wool

Word VIRGIN WOOL
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The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before. Urban Dictionary

Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep Urban Dictionary

A person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie. Urban Dictionary

A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor. Urban Dictionary

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In the right front pocket of his Italian-tailored Filson tin cloth bird pants he's sporting a new pocketknife and he just discovered that the rows of little round thingies on the inside pockets of his slim-cut, virgin-wool game vest are perfect for holding aromatherapy canisters. ❋ Unknown (2009)

We went to the [drive] in last night. She [doen't] have virgin wool [anymore]. ❋ Taddy (2005)

That sheep so ugly, it [probly] never had [no sex], so her wool is called [Virgin Wool] ❋ DanoC (2005)

She wanted to [knit] a [fancy sweater], but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a [scarf]. ❋ Anonymous (2004)

Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood [transfusion], a partial skin [graft] and a whole lotta [band-aids] ❋ ZStar930 (2011)

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