Virgins

Having said that, the one about the virgins is actually pretty funny. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Proponents of sex education classes that focus on encouraging teenagers to remain virgins until marriage are hoping that the rescue plan for the nation's health-care system will also save their programs, which are facing extinction because of a cutoff of federal funding. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In other words, all young women wish to remain virgins til marriage and it takes the super-human restraint of an honorable man to resist defiling them. ❋ Another Outspoken Female (2009)

Being primary win virgins, Mike and Mo might be wondering what winning a primary feels like. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sadly mathematics, chemisty and biology are among the majors who top the list of students who remain virgins during college. ❋ Unknown (2009)

A recent study by John Hopkins researcher Janet Rosenbaum, Ph. D., concludes that teenagers who pledge to remain virgins until their wedding night are just as likely to have premarital sex as those who do not. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I was the first man to dress up as Frank, complete with stockings and lingerie, and I fished the virgins from the crowd and humiliated them, and for a while it became my entire social life. ❋ Cleolinda (2006)

The office of these virgins is to meet the bridegroom, which is as much their happiness as their duty. ❋ Unknown (1721)

The girls stared at him, and were endeavoring to find out his face, which was almost concealed by the sorry visor; but hearing themselves called virgins, they could not forbear laughing, and to such ❋ Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra (1581)

V is for "virgins" - this team will have to sacrifice nine of them for each Giants wins. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Reminiscent of Stephen King’s thrilling The Dead Zone (in which a coma patient awakens to find he has second sight), while Josh is unconscious he “is” Julius, a pagan Roman living in 391 AD, guarding the vestal virgins from the emperor’s soldiers, who are cruelly enforcing the Christian religion – a type of muscular religious conflict featured in The Jester, one of James Patterson’s bestsellers. ❋ Maxine (2007)

What does Jesus have to do with Global Warming, the deficit, North Korea, or the 70 Virgins who remain virgins after they’re not virgins ❋ Unknown (2006)

Everything you need to know about the descent of the conservative movement into a hypocritical caricature is illustrated by two of its proudest constituencies: Republican deficit hawks and so-called “born again virgins.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

In the old days the so-called primitive people appeased the Volcano God by throwing some virgins in it…we seem to have an excess of special virgins aka politicians..could be worth a try ❋ Unknown (2010)

They all listened to the same speech from the batallion commander, advising them not to hit their wives and girlfriends when they got home, or words to that effect, and about how the army would welcome them back with open arms, a bunch of flowers, and forty virgins from the southern states should they choose to return. ❋ John Connolly (2010)

[cod] kids: just hit this sick [720] insta [backdrop],i can see me joining dare soon *eye emoji* everyone normal: virgins ❋ FormerS7Matty (2019)

[Some guy]: Oh look at all those virgins over there Some [other guy]: Don't you men [redditors]? ❋ Xx_____xX (2021)

Friend : [Guess who] isn't [a virgin] anymore!!!!! Me: You are [TWELVE] ❋ Minigriff (2018)

[You are a] [virgin]. ❋ Candlestick89 (2018)

[Jessica]: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything. [Becky]: I know, that is so [pathetic]! ❋ Lala~*~Lara (2004)

Guy: So, are you a virgin? Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team. Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have? Employee: We sell virgin and [extra virgin]. Shopper: What's the difference? Employee: [Virgin's] more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods. Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin [hard lemonade]? Waiter: So... lemonade? ❋ Helios8170 (2018)

I’m [a virgin]. And [virginity] will [live long and prosper]. Most likely. ❋ Why Am I In Existence (2020)

Before Mike could seriously [get busy] with his latest [investment] he had to bum a virgin off of [Gus], whom he knew had thousands. ❋ Nikki Stixx (2019)

Im [suprised] im still a virgin, girl. Im a [horny virgin]. [Virgins] are slowly becoming extinct..... ❋ Alove0316 (2008)

"Damn he's [cool] he [must be] [a virgin]" ❋ MeMakingDictionary (2020)