Waddled

Hockey Mom Governor Palin appeared at the Philadelphia Flyers game last night to throw out the first puck or rather as we watched, she kind of waddled it. ❋ Unknown (2008)

"Ain't run across hair nor hide of 'em, Colonel," replied the squatty cattleman, as he "waddled" up to the spot where the little group awaited his coming; for like many of his kind, Pete was decidedly bow-legged, possibly from riding a horse all his life; and his walk somewhat resembled that of a sailor ashore after a long cruise. ❋ James Carson (N/A)

Hockey Mom Governor Palin appeared at the Philadelphia Flyers game last night to throw out the first puck (or rather as we watched, she kind of waddled it). ❋ Unknown (2008)

Witnesses then described how he "waddled" to the window, and shortly after lost his balance and fell. " ❋ Unknown (2005)

A baby waddled around the perimeter of this outdoor kitchen, gnawing on a biscuit, and a four-year-old boy shyly handed me a cookie. ❋ Annia Ciezadlo (2011)

One fine morning as he waddled down the chapel steps, his recalcitrant congregation took matters into their own hands, "debagging" the holy hypocrite and attempting "to deprive him of his manhood." ❋ Deborah Swiss (2010)

So preoccupied was she that she barely noticed Lewis's bloated torso as he waddled across the floor, lapping up the turkey juice that was smeared there. ❋ Merrill Markoe (2011)

Looking more like an inflated bath toy than an aircraft, with four stubby landing feet extending from its bulbous, tri-lobe shape, it waddled and bounced its way off the runway and into the air. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Others waddled, Dominic Cork bustled, Richard Ellison scampered, Derek Pringle pranced doing a kind of human dressage, and the more rotund were as chest-on as an old maid breasting the billows off Cromer beach in early spring. ❋ Unknown (2011)

He waddled into my office and stood there, swaying slightly as if waiting for someone to come over and bounce him. ❋ Blue Tyson (2010)

The animal waddled toward the centre of the circle, short and squat and ungainly. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Armed with her trusty pruning shears and leather ladies gardening gloves, she waddled onto the property. ❋ Unknown (2010)

He shouted and waved his arms in the air, and a few of them waddled off. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Jumbo Jim waddled over the register and asked me if I'd watched "that wild Mets game" the night before. ❋ Binky Philips (2011)

Wanda grunted again and waddled to the other side of the hut. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Tony 'WADDLE [WADDLE's] [long time] on his epic troll journey for [grapes]. ❋ Duck Club (2012)

Waddle on [club penguin] ❋ Ih8footy (2020)

Examples: 1. [Then he waddled away], [waddle waddle]... 2. Timmy walked with a [waddle]. ❋ Ryuuma (2012)

She had [the cutest] [little] waddle. ❋ Lanski (2004)

Waddling can be the most annoying thing if employed correctly. Getting a revenge waddle is required. Lightly tapped [waddles] can be more annoying than jaw-breaking ones. Defending against a waddle can be employed by pressing [chin up] against your chest... which tires out the lower facial muscles. Or one can make their hand flat and touch the fingers of their hand to their waddle (noun). It's like defending the eyepoke from the 3 [Stooges] except you put your hand under your chin. Warning - Waddling (verb) is contagious. ❋ Cracker Please (2005)

(1)James likes waddling like [a penguin]. (2)[Tim] waddled off [to porn]. ❋ General_truffles (2003)

"Wow look at [Waddles]. She sure has grown [exponentially]." Girl: Hey! Wanna buy some adohral? Boy: No Waddles. [Go away]. Fucking [waddles]. What a cunt. Huge. ❋ People Who Hate Waddles (2010)

I would have been here [sooner] but the entire [sidewalk] was [blocked] by a six lesbian Waddle ! ❋ Rantguy (2011)

Damn, [that guy] is [mostdef] a [Waddles]. ❋ Rudd00 (2009)

ex. "I heard [Zach] likes to [take it up the butt]. Hahaha [waddles]" ❋ Annonymous123241234 (2011)