Wanned

Dint tayk lawng befor ai wanned tu say sumfin, so ai jumpd in. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Him wanned me 2 do sumfing to do wiv hims bank akownt – Ai wuz nawt happi bowt dat. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ai no dis is oof-topik but I wanned too wish ebereewuns a Happee Canadadada Dai! ❋ Unknown (2009)

September 29, 2009 at 9:04 am ai wanned decatfinatud. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai awlwais wanned a elf… buht mai kitteh Skippy wood eet himz… ❋ Unknown (2008)

August 10, 2008 at 12:51 pm i lukked up teh artickel abawt teh 44 lb kitteh gettin a furrever hoem an it sed nawt onlee didunt eny ov teh hunnerds ov peepuls who kalled abawt him adawpt anudder kitteh, but dat sheltur had tu yufaneyes abawt 1000 kittehs las year cuz no one wanned dem. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Is hard– eben tho I wanned to smack husbin, I was sad to get divorced. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Enneywai, long tiem bak in dis fred ai waz also thinkin “Dickens” an a pikshur of mai kittehs, i wanned to sho u it: ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai just wanned tu bat him aroun a lil bit, iz awl… *pout* Can nawt eben tap wif a paw a few tiems tu see what happins? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Maibe kitteh wanned 2 be a minion of CC 2 goes owt an dew gud….soes he haz to git baptizeded in bleech nawt sekund. ❋ Unknown (2008)

An I wanned to say to u, mai Colton is your “just only Aden” but 6 yrs older! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai wuk for an org dat supports a UN agencee, an unce a yungperson wrote dat dey wanned uinfurmashun about de “Untied Nations.” ❋ Unknown (2008)

I sorree I Zipped bai you onna staires, I thought ya wanned to be black-n-blue. ❋ Unknown (2008)

June 15, 2008 at 3:13 am ai wus at a locul fair yesturdai, an teh hoomaine susiotee hadz a boofh. tehir wuz a floofy blak n wite kitteh, an evry time ai wud put mai finners in teh cage to scritch its litl hed, it wud curl up agnst mai finners, an ai wanned to tak it hom sooooo bad. ❋ Unknown (2008)

But it was a wonderful mix of people, and while the room waxed and wanned from "crowded" to "even more crowded," it was never less than full. ❋ Sean Williams (2008)

February 29, 2008 at 6:40 am ai alwais wanned to aisk………….. pls to splain teh eerwurm ref. kthxbai ❋ Unknown (2008)

May 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm wehn Beloved Offsring libbed atz hoom, himz had looooonnng harez, beri long, beri blonde… wud migreat inda wash tu ebberywunz clothes… Mr. Pjammie wanned tu noa Y boychik wuz ware teh parental unitz breefs ona hiz hed…. lub doez dotz ❋ Unknown (2008)

Laike nippee hanz wen u pet him, an laz naite he reelee wanned to restle and uze teef wen ai tuk bak n frond lehgs on une saide in mai hand an move dem in an out, up n daun, whaile he lying in bed. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai not addin mush tew tihs discussions – but ai wanned to sai taht tihs lolcatpickshure is teh beyootifuls and maded me feel happi an peesfuls. ❋ Unknown (2008)

[kono] [inu] wa [wan wan] ga iirutta. that dog said "wan wan." ❋ Sensei Maru (2004)

In [Ireland]; 'Have you seen me Wan? I need to make some Toast' In the UK ; 'Wan is so pretty and [stunning]. She [deserves the world]!' ❋ TheRealKettle (2020)

Dude, [Aviel] why [are you] so damn [wan]!?!?! ❋ Dino Susan (2009)

-I can't [believe that] WAN shot the last shot of the game. -Who [invited] the WAN to the party? - Yung1n is a WAN like [Paul Pierce]. ❋ Mc'LovinIVXX (2011)

[OMG] the wan-on-wan is [hurting] my [eyes]. ❋ Orange Mango (2009)

Check out your [wan] over there... Who do them [young wans] think they are? Male: I was talking to [your man] last night about the car... ❋ Bitchiness (2008)

"[shut it] or I'll wan on [yer face]" "That meal was wan-tastic" - so good it is worthy of [ejaculation]. ❋ Boab93 (2010)

Friend: “How did your [driving test] go mate?” Me: “I had a goodwan, thanks mate” Friend: “You has anything nice to eat today bro?” Me: “[Yeah bro] I had some [chickwan]” ❋ DJAMBAMAN (2019)

A: hey dude...how ya doin'? B: Not bad gal...u? A: I angry [cozz] I [wanned] buy a lbd and I couldn't B: Fuck off with yo problem...I thought it was another thing...[I'm flat] broke and I'm not crying....don't fuck me again... ❋ I Wanned Do Everythang (2009)

❋ Noxic (2003)