Wates

Blakk kitteh denn jumps down grasefulolly, an wates fore hims fren to joy-n hymn! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mine wuz a grate tinager adn wates till himz groan 2 luz himz mine. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Challengur “Teh Fractal Furwarrior” wates in vane for Refurree, hu has wandured off to luk at a burd owt teh windoe. ❋ Unknown (2008)

I wates a minuht to add so as nawts to be lame nawt second. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Mmmm, choklit moose, **hands out to WRr nd rhsb, wates fur vh1 speshul to air** ❋ Unknown (2008)

Otay, i takes my nurdyness away, an wates 4 awl teh phunny punnies from the Cheez-bunnehs… ❋ Unknown (2008)

Little Minion wates behind mai feets in teh kichen. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Buts mai Tigger hoo wates at da Rainbow Bridge lurved da refrigamerator bestest. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai stell wates fur mah midnight but des kittehs fill littel bit of hole in may hart. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai wates wid mai kittehn mittehns on for da zepplin to landz on deh streetz. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Nau i worries an gets leaky faced and cant do mai wurk cause hes not here to scritch wile ai wates for compiles. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai holdz yer hand now, and wates wiff yU til teh CCC arrives. ❋ Unknown (2008)

“Tonite, awn Kitteh-rassle-mania, Gorgeous George gose up again Hulk Hogan, wile teh Rock wates fer tehm to deside hoo will rassle him fer teh titel!” ❋ Unknown (2008)

She wates awl nise n payshunt, so I alwais goes n gits sum cheeze fur her wen Iz dun. ❋ Unknown (2007)

An wales awn teh west coest…Ai sits an wates fore pennee to drawp…. ❋ Unknown (2007)

So we wates till it cums round again, n dis tiem wif for pawt harmoony n feelingts fur the ICHC 4Evrhoam Massacree! ❋ Unknown (2007)

President Bush said: “we need to focus on progrowth economic policies to create jobs and increase wates.” ❋ Unknown (2005)

"'Es, but she wates me up and stares me; don't let she tome adain, Bee." ❋ Emma Dorothy Eliza Nevitte Southworth (1859)

This isn't even breadcrumbs at this point … it is the wates created after eating the breadcrumbs … in other words … a big 'ole pile of CRAP!!!! ❋ Unknown (2009)

*wates wif an interest to see if teh coconutts get asploded* ❋ Unknown (2009)

i [finished] my [wated] = and [I'm thirsty]! ❋ Gokalex (2011)

[Rik]: Well, I don't understand why I am [still single]. Everyone has a partner because they're losers who date on datingsites. Derek: Oh my god, Rik, you are so obviously [wating]. ❋ Donchy (2014)

[i didn't] fall [asleep] last night for like [an hour] during my wate. ❋ Sixstringking (2005)

Joe: [Arent] you two [dating] already? [Tom]: No, we're wating. ❋ TheTwixtr (2017)

*sees a cute couple* "[Goals]! [Give me some] watee!" saod [Grace] ❋ ThePokemen (2016)

"No more [bashful] than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, [Queensly] [Amis]) ❋ Hubertus Pozwillow (2007)

[Last night], I was wating [a hamburger], and it was [really good]. ❋ Aynisha (2004)

i was doing my [HW] while [eating a cookie] so i left it wating [in my mouth] when i had to use both my hands ❋ Freezer14 (2009)

[Wate wut], [are you sure] about this? ❋ Photon (2003)

Candidate: “There is no [launch] button. is it because it is too early?” [Proctor]: “Wate a lonch botto” Candidate: “okay can you please spell, i can’t understand what is being [saiid]” ❋ The GP Reg (2020)