Weepingly

" 'Love Me Do'…a melody so weepingly banal it sounds like a fingering exercise for primary-school recorder practice." ❋ Karl Shaw (2011)

Though the gory action is plentiful and, in horror terms, weepingly realistic, there is also plenty of time between the unholy munchings/tearings/beatings/unearthly cries of misery and despair from soulless necrotic bodies for the tension to build, the shadows to gather and the dread to pool in your tender, vulnerable stomach. ❋ Lucy Mangan (2010)

Sometimes the liberal ones, sometimes the conservative, most frequently the weepingly moronic. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Then he convinced himself that attempts to pass a bill with budget reconciliation measures designed to avoid an obstructionist filibuster comprised a sort of Chicago Mafia hit on an underdog Republican Party that, weepingly, has no control over the events swirling around them. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Still, if all you can manage is to avoid speaking about something your audience finds uncomfortable, disgusting, inappropriate, weepingly dull, or nightmare-inducing, I say: that's a job well done. ❋ Editorial Anonymous (2009)

I can't decide if it's hilariously stupid or weepingly stupid. ❋ Editorial Anonymous (2009)

Oh, dear God, here comes the weepingly self-indulgent hairshirts and self-flagellation: ❋ CC (2008)

I am afraid that my husband will get killed in a car accident in bad weather, leaving me a weepingly bereft and penniless widow. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Now, with "Knucklehead," Scieszka has jumped a grade or two into memoir, with a weepingly funny account of what it was like growing up in a family of six boys in Flint, Mich. ❋ Unknown (2008)

While we await Tyra's inevitable public reply – which we assume will either be an outraged monologue on her TV show or a slow slide into weepingly inert Krispy Kreme dependency – perhaps Janice Dickinson should take some time to look at her own behaviour. ❋ Unknown (2007)

From Iran Focus : An Iranian court has sentenced a teenage rape victim to death by hanging after she weepingly confessed that she had unintentionally killed a man who had tried to rape both her and her niece. ❋ Zoe Brain (2006)

Brent Scowcroft – who has no doubt been been known to hire pet psychics to talk to his fish for him, weepingly refuse to prune his ivy bc of concerns it might “hurt” and who co-hosts the Commentators for Cannibas telethon, thought it was a bad idea ❋ Unknown (2006)

And the old wreck was weepingly, pathetically grateful. ❋ Lackey, Mercedes (1994)

Dorothy weepingly explained, and when she told of her own part in shooting Moran the old fellow patted her approvingly on the back. ❋ Wilder Anthony (N/A)