Wehr

He belonged to a generation which laughed at the idea of wehr-wolves, and considered the _bourgeois_ fear of the famous black men, who hid themselves in walls and terrorised families, to be a trifle ridiculous. ❋ ��mile Zola (1871)

Setting: Hyde Park; meet at Hyde Park Corner wehr the nutters stand awn bokses an showt stuff – joyn in, if yu wont! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Setting: Sumwehre in The Cotswolds, mebbe the pritty villij wehr they fillummed Hairy Porter an Cranchesterford that Ai canute put heer cos the moddy raytors fink it has a rood werd in it; lyk a mayl hen wot is hassing a lie-doun! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Well dat eggsplains wehr awl teh Suvvern Comfert has gawn. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yu knu wehr yu wer wiv a “Marathon”; yu knu yu wer in fur a BIG, chunky, chonklit bat, wiv nuts an noogar and borked fillings and Blarg Ai am ded in teh cayse ob SJ. ❋ Unknown (2009)

So get yur bids in erly for wehr an wehn we has it! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sumtymez ai iz teh silly taht wai…iz bein uzed tu pacez wehr taht kins uv ting iz taboo. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai wunderd wehr teh distressing smell wus coming form! plees, nowun lyt a match – teh hole thred will go oop in flayms! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai has nebber been in teh Nawty Barn wiv teh velcro wall an teh cocktayl bar an Danyull Crayg in his speedos wehr awl the fun fings dat are too rood for teh nice fambly site like ICHC goes awn. ❋ Unknown (2008)

A nawtee barn is wehr we keepz awl teh nawtee stuff, leik Daniel Craig in Speedos nawt so grate 4 me; I iz stait mayle, Angelina Jolie in Gia… ❋ Unknown (2008)

Note to non-UK peeps, Mastermind is upmarket quiz show wehr each contestant asnwers queschuns awn a speshulist subject of tehr choice, tehn there is a general knowlidjj rownd. ❋ Unknown (2008)

JCH4K, plz to has a most wondruss hollyday an remememember to change ur clothin from Florida before you gets to Ireland, wehr it is winter. ❋ Unknown (2008)

We has just mooved owt from teh city wehr we did nawt has teh problms with wildlife jus problms wiv teh wildpeeps so ai is unprepared. ❋ Unknown (2008)

UR hubbycat iz rite, at leest ib U haz zombie fillumz 2 see wehr teh joakz iz frawm. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Ai has no ideya wehr dat cums from but mai daddy used to sing it wehn ai wus a mere kittn. ❋ Unknown (2008)