Whitest

So you're saying that when I saw the word "best," I immediately read "whitest"--that because I allegedly believe "all value judgments are assertions of power" an allegation you haven't exactly proven btw, I must mechanically have read the word "best" as participating in a racist logic of suppression and denigration. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Colorado you're known as the whitest of the white. ❋ Zane Grey (1905)

And of these _Minnows_, first you are to know, that the biggest size is not the best; and next, that the middle size and the whitest are the best: and then you are to know, that I cannot well teach in words, but must shew you how to put it on your hook, that it may turn the better: And you are also to know, that it is impossible it should turn too quick: And you are yet to know, that in case you want a ❋ Izaak Walton (1638)

At the same conference, the city council's assistant chief executive, Paul Rubinstein, described the Tyne & Wear area as one of the "whitest" in the North. ❋ FIDO The Dog (2008)

I was heralded by each as the "whitest" woman that had ever come into the country. ❋ Madeleine (1919)

As the whole of the British Isles faces up to what is now the coldest and 'whitest' winter for decades, our wildlife is forced to endure huge challenges. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Of several colours, all equally white, that will look whitest which is against the darkest background. ❋ 1452-1519 Leonardo Da Vinci (1485)

The "whitest" place is Whistler, British Columbia where the ski resort has eight feet. ❋ Unknown (2009)

But Iowa is one of the 'whitest' states in the country, and Obama's win there changed their minds. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Da Silva writes how they highlight "the magazine's history as one steeped in the trope of 'objective classifications of race', and as a product of a society deeply permeated by racism and gender difference, reinforced by images taken by the Geographic photographer as the 'whitest' of white men; 'the great hunter / adventurer' who is free to roam the globe ... virile in his freedom from observation and evaluation ', and brave for' entering the dangerous realms at the ends of the earth '(Collins & Lutz 2002, pp. 92-112)."

Come: sail the mists that bury glooms and bind the shrouds of Easter blooms, in frozen haar of whitest light; unveil the dust-occluded sight. ❋ Hal Duncan (2009)

Some of the emails signaled partisan affiliation, others didn't, and they were signed either "DeShawn Jackson" or "Jake Mueller"—DeShawn and Jake being among the "blackest" and "whitest" popular American names, statistically speaking. ❋ Christopher Shea (2011)

Phrynus gestured to the middle of the parade, where a messenger, in the whitest of tunics, held before him a gold parchment box. ❋ Unknown (2009)

When she gets the award for whitest tennis shoes — and not the longest-engagement kudos she was dreading — Pam celebrates with a hilarious speech and by kissing Jim on the lips their first kiss! ❋ Unknown (2011)

Those damn Republicans, always lionizing the whitest places possible! ron Says: ❋ Unknown (2009)

Staten Island was once the whitest of the boroughs, and that's changing, too. ❋ Joseph De Avila (2011)

Drop down into Africa and the whitest camels in the world come from Sudan. ❋ Philippa Young (2011)

The [whitest] part of me is listening to [Carrie Underwood]. The whitest part of me is [enjoying the show] Seinfeld. ❋ RosaBerkin (2021)

some whitest kids u'know [sketches] include: weird the stripper, classroom [skit], mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, [slow jerk] etc, Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america... OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET ❋ Aliloveswkuk (2008)

Hey, [where'd] that [Hitler] Rap come from? That's [the Whitest Kids U Know], man. ❋ Kaptain Metalbowl (2008)

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"? Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling [5 deep], and want to [pick it up] on my way back from Appelton" Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the [Saltine] Box" ❋ Chigger2323 (2016)

I [donno] what to [use] whitest whites in,[mkay]. ❋ NUGGETDerp (2018)

[Howard] [Waynesboro] is the Whitest Name on Earth ❋ HowardUrStupid (2023)

[Howard] [Waynesboro] is the Whitest Name on Earth ❋ HowardUrStupid (2023)

There is no [whitest boy alive] any more than there is a [blackest] boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call [some guy] the blackest boy alive. ❋ The Original Agahnim (2021)

1. "I paid over $40 for [a gram] of [Whitest Widow], but it was worth it...Shit [got me fucked up]." ❋ Whitest Widow (2016)

[Dude] that [lifeguard] has the whitest job ever ❋ Bitchbyee (2018)