Wirr

This kind o 'raggin' at ane anither gaed on for the feck o 'the forenicht, an' we were juist i 'the thick o' a 'tirr-wirr aboot the best cure for the kink-host, when the doonstairs door gaed clash to the wa', an 'in anither meenit in banged Sandy in his sark sleeves, an' his hair fleein 'like a bundle o' ravelled threed. ❋ J. B. Salmond (N/A)

He said, 'The first thing to go around here wirr be that stupid brabber-mouth animar that are not worth what it costs to feed it.' ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

I warn the American peoper that if their reckress government dares to put us back on their ridicurous terrorist rist, we wirr meet that action with pitiress retribution, and unreash a riving herr such as you can barery begin to imagine. ❋ Unknown (2009)

truree wahn daee yet i wirr bcahmm batafrai shedding ahnd grahmpee ❋ Unknown (2008)

ahem truri wan dai yet i wirr bcahmmm battafrai shedding ahnd grompee bashou wud b prawd. ❋ Unknown (2008)

"And then Sonig say, 'To make sure she go out tomorrow, you bawr her out good so she wirr want to cry on the rootenant's shourder again.' ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

"Who wirr watch over my Princess Ryra after she marry Rord Narf? ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

And Rord Narf raff and say he wirr marry Princess Ryra today before your dead body is even coor. " ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

I prease to meet you and I wirr run errands for you, and do things rike mair your retters, for candy or cookies, which I are not supposed to eat much of, but Princess Ryra say not too many wirr hurt me -- " ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

And then I wirr kirr him as soon as we have the pictures and she wirr have to toe the mark from then on because if I pubricry show the pictures of what she did, she wirr be ashamed to show her face anywhere on Vesta. '" ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

Rord Narf say, 'I wirr be very grad to terr the two-timing hussy what I think of her, don't worry.'" ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

And he terr her she is right about the Space Guard and she wirr have until runch to tawrk to you about it. " ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

I think maybe he are afraid that if he ever hit my Princess Ryra, I wirr kirr him. " ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

If he ever hurt her, I wirr tear out his throat and his river. " ❋ Tom Godwin (1947)

WIRRRRRR! Dude he Wirred out [big time], he tried [to break] a [lamp] because he lost a game. ❋ Gumpon (2010)