Witted

A third is the application of learning according unto the propriety of the wits; for there is no defect in the faculties intellectual, but seemeth to have a proper cure contained in some studies: as, for example, if a child be bird-witted, that is, hath not the faculty of attention, the mathematics giveth a remedy thereunto; for in them, if the wit be caught away but a moment, one is new to begin. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Englishmen think him half-witted, which is exactly what he intends them to think. ❋ George Bernard Shaw (1903)

Do you think we will be awed by the number of nubile, dim-witted, improbably large-breasted young ladies your middle-aged "narrator" sleeps with in the throes of his midlife crisis, after leaving his wrinkled shrew of a wife? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Aiken's Wolves Chronicles, of which Willoughby Chase is the first, are some of the most underappreciated books in the history of children's literature, populated with lively, sharp-witted children; bumbling, inefficient adults; and more kidnappings, skullduggery, and absurd plot twists than you can shake a stick at. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sadly, the more they yell and scream at the bought and paid for meetings, the more the dim-witted fools will think they represent the majority of Americans. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I love the idea of magic because, if treated properly (there's no doubt that magic is abused by legions of dim-witted fantasy writers), magic becomes a black hole of mystery, a force beyond our power to comprehend, but still present for us upon which to marvel. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Things will get better when the Republican Party stops being obstructionist and kicks all the half-witted extreme right-wingers out of its party. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It is a shame that her fans are so ill-witted and short-sighted and it is a blessing that the rest of the country is aware that she is simply selling Snake Oil. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Maybe he wants to get it right, get all the information and not go off half witted like our previous president did. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The life of feisty and sharp-witted Aminata Diallo, a woman born in Bayo, West Africa in 1745 and sold into slavery. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Coulter, and all these other dim witted women who think they are Presidentialmaterial. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Moonrat also has a fab holiday list of Author-friends whose books came out this year, the sharp-witted Laura "Waffle Iron" Combreviations has compiled a list of famous authors 'holiday recommendations, and our new best friends at WORD Bookstore will act as PERSONAL SHOPPERS and also ship online orders of over $50 for free! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sagal, Carl Kassell, Decatur's own Roy Blount Jr, Amy Dickinson, and Charlie Pierce were as quick witted and entertaining as any regular listener would expect. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If that many Democrats are too apathetic to go to the polls, and enough people are so dim-witted that they can see some kind of rational thinking in the Republican contenders, then this country will slide into a backward, theocratic society with no middle class and a few hundred thousand billionaires calling the shots. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I'm proud of him, the old dim witted, sleep at the wheel, got it handed to him by a boring W, Joe is gone now a new sleepy Joe has appeared. ❋ Unknown (2009)