Woodchipper

RUCerious Brought to you by MalWart your source for cheap plastic crap says: usrectaldude, his hands are still trying to heal from the woodchipper treatment he got last time he reached across the aisle. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Obviously, I reserve the right to dutifully report whether the whole thing devolves into something else -- like a massive call to sell Amway products or an urging that I jump into a woodchipper to save the Harry Reid campaign, or something. ❋ The Huffington Post News Team (2010)

And we will all be quite greatful as soon as you throw yourself into a woodchipper ❋ Unknown (2010)

Just throw yourself into a woodchipper and get the misery of your pitiful, lonely, life over with ❋ Unknown (2010)

Did Obama bring a ceremonial woodchipper for the backstabbing reichwing GNOPers to shake hands with? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Hey Eugene, maybe I will buy a woodchipper with some of that ARRA stimlus money I pulled from the government – thanks buddy! ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Feed his remains through a woodchipper into the ocean 12 miles out from the Chesapeake Bay." ❋ Unknown (2009)

How about YOU take a headlong dive into a woodchipper? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Anouncing good news then NOT following it up with a promise so throw yourself into a woodchipper. ❋ Unknown (2010)

That the scrutiny of local journalists prepared Rand Paul so well that in his first day with national reporters he impersonated a guy climbing into a woodchipper (then chickened out with Meet The Press)? ❋ Unknown (2010)

My sister heard rumours they were going to make something with the bulk of the trunk, but then she saw the tree fellers just feeding it into their woodchipper. ❋ Unknown (2008)

"And that was your accomplice…in the woodchipper." ❋ Unknown (2010)

That the scrutiny of local journalists prepared Rand Paul so well that in his first day with national reporters he impersonated a guy climbing into a woodchipper then chickened out with Meet The Press? ❋ Unknown (2010)

It wood be a shame if it were to ‘fall’ into da woodchipper. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could [throw-up]. As I was incredibly [worked up] at this point, I [marched] right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal. ❋ Woody Pase (2007)

a girl in a skirt decided to [yack] through the window of [my best friend's] car, so i [snuck up] behind her and started the woodchipper. ❋ Biganson (2004)

Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕 Multiple NPCs: *Sends [woodchipper] [jpeg] or [gif] and nothing else* ❋ Schizoposting (2023)

[Popehat] woodchippers Judge Mark [Mahon], Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit [Court in] Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship ❋ Tmmitsss (2015)

My [undercarriage] is [wrecked] from [when I] got woodchippered. ❋ MTB ALAN (2021)

Example 1: Clara: "Erik is such a [woodchipper]. Every girl in our school is in love with him". Example 2: Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart" Example 3: [Harriette]: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!" Example 4: [Avalia]: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!" ❋ Clarediette (2010)

Dude,I was [getting some head] [but then] she gave me a [woodchipper]. ❋ Red-Raven (2004)

Tony: Hell no were not [havin] sex tonight! Ashley: Why not? Tony: You gave me the [woodchipper] earler! Im going to the [emergency room]! ❋ Rh83cp (2010)

While walking through the forest with [my darling], I found it only appropriate to [lay her] nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the [woodchipper]. ❋ The Woodchipper (2009)

[Hey] [tiki] just did the [Hawiian WoodChipper] ❋ Kurwamach (2010)