Woodchippers

Mr. President, please make sure that all woodchippers on the premises are accounted for before shaking hands with these GOP NOPERS. ❋ Unknown (2010)

For instance, hapless relatives thrown by GIs into woodchippers =zero. ❋ Unknown (2007)

A short sequence depicting the grizzly discovery of the woodchippers cutting up Australia's, National heritage, Bicentennial Trail. ❋ Unknown (2010)

A short sequence depicting the grizzly discovery of the woodchippers cutting up Australia's, ❋ Unknown (2010)

Lock up your woodchippers Mr. and Mrs. America n / t rockymountaindem ❋ Unknown (2009)

Lock up your woodchippers Mr. and Mrs. America n / t2. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Cutting off heads, putting people in woodchippers, and murdering civilians is alright, but trying to get information out of these "war criminals" is bad? ❋ Unknown (2009)

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"We could just swim off into one without planning, of course we could - we could just stick our arms into woodchippers, or paint ourselves with molten lead - there's no end to the ludicrous and self-harming things we, as human beings, ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Popehat] woodchippers Judge Mark [Mahon], Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit [Court in] Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship ❋ Tmmitsss (2015)

Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕 Multiple NPCs: *Sends [woodchipper] [jpeg] or [gif] and nothing else* ❋ Schizoposting (2023)

My [undercarriage] is [wrecked] from [when I] got woodchippered. ❋ MTB ALAN (2021)

Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could [throw-up]. As I was incredibly [worked up] at this point, I [marched] right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal. ❋ Woody Pase (2007)

a girl in a skirt decided to [yack] through the window of [my best friend's] car, so i [snuck up] behind her and started the woodchipper. ❋ Biganson (2004)

Example 1: Clara: "Erik is such a [woodchipper]. Every girl in our school is in love with him". Example 2: Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart" Example 3: [Harriette]: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!" Example 4: [Avalia]: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!" ❋ Clarediette (2010)

Dude,I was [getting some head] [but then] she gave me a [woodchipper]. ❋ Red-Raven (2004)

Tony: Hell no were not [havin] sex tonight! Ashley: Why not? Tony: You gave me the [woodchipper] earler! Im going to the [emergency room]! ❋ Rh83cp (2010)

While walking through the forest with [my darling], I found it only appropriate to [lay her] nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the [woodchipper]. ❋ The Woodchipper (2009)

[Hey] [tiki] just did the [Hawiian WoodChipper] ❋ Kurwamach (2010)