Yodelling

First Nations said ... yodelling is the voice of satans lower bowell calling to its minions as channelled through the vocal cords of a swiss sinner. yodelling is the warble of the diseased brain announcing to the world it's immanent liquefaction. ❋ MJ (2006)

First Nations said ... early formative exposure to yodelling is what led to my present inability to use proper grammer and punctuation. y'all. ❋ MJ (2006)

I have often walked out of the church since I could no longer listen to that mountain yodelling. ❋ Matthew Guerrieri (2006)

He sounded like some far-off echo of the past 'yodelling' through a woollen blanket. ❋ Unknown (1928)

At this juncture was heard from the front yard the sound of that yodelling which is the peculiar accomplishment of those whose voices have not "changed." ❋ Unknown (1914)

Captions such as "The Norwegians and their golden camel toe" or "Georgian sword yodelling" only begin to describe the fun.) stunned busy to liveblog the event itself, consider this an open Eurovision thread. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Meanwhile, someone should tell the announcer at Waterloo station that the ever-lengthening list of things we can't do – smoke, run, cycle, skateboard, find a rubbish bin, find a seat – does not, so far, extend to playing boules or yodelling. ❋ Unknown (2011)

The plot – trying to find the nutter responsible for the growing heap of corpses and the Welsh girl found in the hospital carpark with locked-in syndrome – kept us guessing right up to the cliffhanging moment when Tom got clobbered from behind and jabbed with a needle right in the middle of his favourite yodelling track. ❋ Phil Hogan (2010)

The food was pretty good though and much entertainment was derived from the yodelling, bell-ringing, spoon-playing and coin-in-a-bowl spinning that came as part and parcel of the place. ❋ Skittledog (2009)

High points have included recordings made in a temple on the Mekong in Laos, the bizarre Yasothon Rocket Festival, featuring 50ft-long missiles fired for fun by drunk students ( "there was not a health and safety officer, not a fireman, not an ambulance, not even a hose in sight"), a Siberian throat-singing festival and, perhaps most surprisingly, jazz yodelling in Switzerland. ❋ Unknown (2010)

No doubt he's tuning in to BlueYodel No 8, in which a man who loves to work can find but none and setsabout berating (and yodelling at) the ungrateful employed. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But maybe you could add laderhosen, cuckoo clocks and yodelling to the list .... ❋ Tim Romano (2008)

'Stylo' is nice, but a little one note depending, that is to say, perhaps a touch too much on the expression tension between Albarn's weary half-sung portion and Womack's lung-bursty yodelling. ❋ Adam Roberts (2010)

Producer James Parkin added: "What makes Music Planet so exciting for me is that one minute you're listening to Cambodian hip-hop, and the next, Swiss yodelling recorded in the Alps. And this is the music that people are making right now, all over the world, recorded especially for Radio 3." ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Didn't you order a new LED TV? Why are we still [watching Netflix] on your laptop?" "Yeah I did, but it got Yodelled, so what can you do? Either the driver got himself a free home cinema or it [wound up] [in a ditch] somewhere, but either way I'll never see it" ❋ Beyodelled (2018)

[That shit] was [so funny] I was [yodeling] ❋ Sexuallexual (2017)

that yodeler is [dyslexic]. ❋ Monn-unit (2006)

You can't go to a New York [bar in] [the fall] on a Sunday without a bunch of Yodels being ridiculous and [out of hand]. ❋ Mosha Picture (2012)

Guy 1: [Ughh] my [muscles] are [so small] Guy 2: YODEL ❋ Augzinator (2013)

1)The Von [Trapp] family was sick of the [yodeling] in the distance. 2)Lisa's been drinking all night, she's sure to [chunder] if she smokes a spliff. ❋ Fatma Joe (2004)

"what it is yodel?" "[awright] then yodel, [holla] at [churr] boy" "ahahahaha, i just heard that "thug" say 'yodel'" ❋ Tehdubbid (2006)

1. If you yodel, it [will] [cause an avalanche]. 2. [Yodels] are scrumptuous in lunches. ❋ DW (2004)

Yodel [FUKING] [suk] ❋ Shadow_boi20 (2019)

Dumb Friend: Lana del Rey is better than [Lorde] Me: I AM YODELLING!1!!! IS THAT WHY [LORDE] WON 2 [GRAMMYS] AND HAS A #1 HIT? HAHAH ❋ Dumbbitchchris (2017)