Zirconias

Ms. Mattsson has made the most extraordinary hand-sized jewelry objects, "Beetlejuice," out of a real beetle, cut in half, lacquer, silver, resin and steel with yellow cubic zirconias spilling out like the imaginary blood. ❋ Emma Crichton-Miller (2010)

A silver bracelet slid down my wrist with the gesture of surrender, a bangle of pink cubic zirconias. ❋ Carole Nelson Douglas (2009)

Ai no can has diamond dress but dis wun has sum “cubic zirconias” on it — hoep it is festib enuff! ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's pretty devastating to know he used to spare no expense with Amelia the Evil Ex he has explicitly told me this, he spent five grand on her one year and didn't think I was worth any more than some manky little thing with cubic zirconias in it. ❋ Juliette (2008)

As seen in the classic movie, Breakfast at F Hind - starring Audrey Hepburn with five priceless cubic zirconias round her wrist. ❋ Juliette (2008)

I wanted to scream when the jeweler told me the stones were cheap cubic zirconias. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Even though she knew better, she was confirming that they were white, clear, and sparkled like diamonds, not cubic zirconias. ❋ Sister Souljah (1999)

In the end, Dick Williams, thet diamond in the rough, was replaced by two cubic zirconias. ❋ By MORDECHAI I. TWERSKY (2011)

The ring, made by Jostens of silver-tone celestrium and decorated with 61 cubic zirconias, is a size 8 and was donated by a member of the championship staff. ❋ Unknown (2009)

So did the art of cutting diamonds (and other stones, such as cubic zirconias and white garnets) to maximize the ❋ Unknown (2009)

This rich collection is composed of natural stones, glossy enamel and brilliant cubic zirconias, resulting in standout pieces that look just as fabulous with jeans as they do on the red carpet. ❋ Unknown (2009)

While this not only emphasises that people are clearly turning to zirconias, it puts to shame the much-expressed notion of last year that luxury goods sales would remain robust even in a recession on the grounds that "the really rich will stay really rich, or at worst become just rich". ❋ Unknown (2009)

What frosts my cubic zirconias though is the left implying that all of this occurred in the last 7.7 years. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Real materials always have more value than most look-alikes - that applies to diamonds and cubic zirconias to designer bags and knockoffs; you get the idea. ❋ Unknown (2008)

[CZ] is often spoken of negatively because it is a synthetic [gemstone]. It is durable, very bright, can be grown in a [varity] of colors and when well cut it is a very convincing diamond substitute. See related: diamond gold platinum bling bling bling jewelry ❋ Ryan Thompson (2004)

Girlfriend: You know - [diamonds] are a girls best friend. Boyfriend: yeah? Not a guys. That [diamond] burned a hole in my [wallet]. I think I'll stick with dogs and cubic zirconia. ❋ Jbomb11 (2009)

[Barry]: I banged a filthy hooker last night, but it was awesome. Samuel: Well what were her pubes like? [Runway] strip, Full "George" Bush, or smooth? Barry: None of the above. She was rocking the ever popular [pubic zirconia]! ❋ DevotedCatholic (2009)

[Mirna] left him standing at the [alter] because she learned her "[diamond]" ring was actually cubic zirconia. ❋ Theonegirl (2007)

I was [shocked] to find [the sink] [covered] in hair, luckily it was just Pubic Zirconia. ❋ SchmidtUltra (2007)

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his [cubical] is not an office • Ed: It won’t [do any] good. He is in his own little [cubicle Zirconia] ❋ Cubical Zirconia (2010)

Happy [Valentine's Day] dear, I bought you a lovely gift of some [pubic zirconia] for your [labia]. ❋ GP5K (2011)

Holly held out so long, Paul had to resort to Pubic Zirconia just [to get laid]. [Mark's] balls were so blue, he considered giving [Kristy] Pubic Zirconia so she'd have sex with him. ❋ Here Kitty, Kitty (2007)

"pubic zirconia" is [pubic hair] that is [taped] or attached to the [genital] area that has not officially grown in the genital region ❋ REYNOLDINO (2008)

Person 1: Isn't [Screech's] dad that guy from [Saving Silverman]? Person 2: Naw, that's just The Cubic Zirconia Myth. They're [not related]... I think. ❋ The Taste Of Lemonade (2010)