Assumably

For assumably signing off on both the recent memo and the recent report introduced in court, Attorney General Eric Holder is our Most Disappointing Democrat Of The Week this week. ❋ Chris Weigant (2011)

It translates as "fart" for the sound of the bomb, assumably. ❋ Chris Weigant (2012)

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will assumably be doing their usual schtick, where "being in on the joke" is half the fun. ❋ Chris Weigant (2010)

I, who am to be hanged this year, the nineteen-hundred-and-thirteenth after Christ 'ask these questions of you who are assumably Christ's followers, of you whose hangdogs are going to take me out and hide my face under a black cloth because they dare not look upon the horror they do to me while I yet live. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It will assumably join the ranks of Air Force One (the presidential plane), Marine Corps One (the presidential helicopter), and the presidential limousine. ❋ Chris Weigant (2011)

That's what kept Maliki in his job -- and that's what can remove him at any time with a "vote of no confidence" assumably, this is a regular feature of parliamentary governments. ❋ Chris Weigant (2011)

So the column's author mocks the apparent paranoia of gun owners who (rightfully) don't want the government to classify gun ownership as an (assumably) taxable "unhealthy" lifestyle. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I don't think you have read ten pages of Spencer, but there have been critics, assumably more intelligent than you, who have read no more than you of Spencer, who publicly challenged his followers to adduce one single idea from all his writings — from ❋ Unknown (2010)

Capitalism flourished at a time when resources were (assumably) unlimited. ❋ Unknown (2009)

On deck it was what I have described -- a nightmare spawn of creatures, assumably human, but malformed, mentally and physically, into caricatures of men. ❋ Unknown (2010)

She told her story, the media (belatedly) dug up the full unedited video, and she's even held the Obama administration at arm's length when they relented and offered her a new job (assumably, if she'll start work immediately and please stop appearing every four minutes on various cable news shows). ❋ Unknown (2010)

That is because that is how this White House (assumably, up to the man in charge himself) sees things. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I suppose you could call it a "panty" graph, but that (in my opinion) would cross over the boundaries of salaciousness, since bikini bottoms are assumably for public consumption (so to speak, viewing-wise), whereas panties quite simply are not. ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Dont] be so [assumative]! ❋ Taylorsaurus (2011)

❋ Nina (2003)

I am [assuming] we're going to have [wonderful] [weather] today. Assume. ❋ Notmad (2013)

I am assuming your [favorite] [color] is [brown] because your eyes are brown. ❋ Ouhhh (2017)

[Don’t] [assume], it’s [embarrassing] for the both of us. ❋ BrwnCowstyn2 (2020)

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than [brunettes]. Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that [hot blonde]?" Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my [brunette girl] who's way more exciting." ❋ Mak&T (2006)

When you [assume], you are [making] [an ASS] out of U or ME! ❋ Alice Green (2010)

If you see an over [weight] woman, [the last] thing you should do is ASSUME that she is [pregnant]. ❋ One Who ASSUMEs To Much (2013)

[Ryan] is such an assumer. You can't [tell] him anything without him [jumping the gun]. ❋ Kevin Benham (2006)

I made the assumation that [brown] [cows] make [chocolate milk] ❋ Mcdj1234 (2012)