This Present

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A word with too many goddamn definitions. Urban Dictionary

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory. Urban Dictionary

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick Urban Dictionary

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner Urban Dictionary

The singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack. Urban Dictionary

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out. Urban Dictionary

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting" Urban Dictionary

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint. Urban Dictionary

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens. Urban Dictionary

Something you give without any type of obligation. Urban Dictionary

Words that sound like this present:
the present, represent, dispersant, suppressant, surprising, supergiant, super giant, superset, supercenter, cypresses.